The Best Thing I Read This Week – August 25

August 25th, 2011

Oh, mama. I bought a ton of comics this week, and I have no idea how it happened. It’s after 1 a.m. right now, because it’s taken me this long to read everything, and in certain cases, read again. Don’t be afraid to read a book, read something else, and then return to the earlier book. You never know what you’ll pick up on a second, closer reading until you try it. Because of the potential length of this — I’m verbose, what of it? — some of these little reviews may be micro-reviews, especially if it’s a case of restating something I’ve said many times before.

I M BACK DIDJA MISS ME

[I’M BACK! DIDJA MISS ME?]

That’s my sly way of introducing Northlanders 43. You all know I love the book and I’m gutted by its cancellation, so let me just add further that creator/writer Brian Wood is building towards a massive flaming pyre of death with this final arc. Of course, this being a book about vikings, it’s important to note that after every cleansing fire in Norse mythology, there’s an eventual rebirth (wishful thinking on my part; there’ve been rumors that Wood is going to take Northlanders to another publisher). Iceland is being settled by vikings in 880 A.D. in this issue, and the little boy of last month is now a ruthless, hard nut who slaughters a village of enemies to get his way. After killing his mother last go round, this issue’s mass-murder and banishment of his father is almost prosaic. Almost. Brian Wood still limns the essence of a character in the most efficient, slashing strokes — Ulf Haukson is a psychotic, ambitious and somehow engenders a little sympathy because its his father’s fault he’s this way — which is to say, Northlanders remains the most personally compelling book on the market, for at least seven more months.

Hi we re here to fix your cable

[HI, WE’RE HERE TO FIX YOUR CABLE?]

FF 8 is less compelling than it once was as far as I’m concerned. Multiple Reeds now fight our Reed and his father on the High Evolutionary’s turf while the Inhumans choose to enter the fray. It’s kinda awesome, but we’ve been on the cusp of this fight for three months now, and we’re still not really getting anywhere. Also, everybody but the Thing shows up in this issue, and when you’re getting to the big punch-out we’ve apparently been circling for I don’t know how many months, Thing is kinda the guy you’d think would be most in his element. But no — not even present. A year ago at this time, I was fretting that Jonathan Hickman was going to kill ol’ Benjy. He didn’t, but he may as well have, because Thing’s been the odd man out in this book. Personal challenge to Jonathan Hickman: try to have Thing punch somebody, somewhere, some time in 2011. It sounds easy — heck, Dan Slott’s done it a couple times over in Amazing Spider-Man — but time is running out, and you haven’t been able to make it happen yet.

Sewer sai and no surfer talk

[SEWERS, SAI AND NO SURFER TALK]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 — how awesome is it to type that? — is a pretty great comic book first issue. If you’re familiar with the original Mirage series, Kevin Eastman, Tom Waltz and Dan Duncan touch on some very well-loved plot points in this updated relaunch (Prof. Baxter, April O’Neil, Casey Jones and even nervous lab guy Chet are present), while also twisting things around a bit. Baxter’s a lot more nefarious from the beginning, the turtles are still actual turtles and a certain Krang makes a veiled appearance much earlier in the series. No Shredder or Foot yet, but you know that’s coming. I had a great deal of hope for this series, and after reading issue 1, my hopes are even higher. Everything is here, but it feels a little newer and a little shinier. This is a great time to start (or resume) your relationship with TMNT — I didn’t realize how much I missed the goofy humor and pure action of the series until I actually had this in hand.

Yeah I d absolutely buy this crossover

[YEAH, I’D ABSOLUTELY BUY THIS CROSSOVER]

Following Cerebus 12 is an oddball book in that most of it is given over to interviews and story analysis, with very little traditional comic book content. But you should always expect the unexpected with Dave Sim. For me, Sim’s interview with David Petersen (Mouse Guard genius) was worth the cover price. Primarily because it’s always interesting to eavesdrop on two experts talking about their chosen field, but also because it sparked an interesting conversation about Mouse Guard and D&D with Steenz, the ultra-cool catlady who prowls around Star Clipper just generally being awesome and enthusiastic about comics. If there’s anything you can count on a Dave Sim book doing, it’s sparking a conversation. Although, Dave himself notes on the letters page that of the three projects he’s been working on (Glamourpuss, Cerebus TV and this), nobody talks about or comments on any of it, so he’s probably dropping this book. It’s a shame; his conversation with Petersen is fantastic, and I’d like to read more of his one-on-one things such as this.

Did he just blast that little guy out his backside

[DID HE JUST BLAST THAT LITTLE GUY OUT HIS BACKSIDE?]

Speaking of D&D, Dungeons and Dragons 10 came out, and it’s a great read, as usual. I know I’m the only one buying it — although maybe Steenz is? — so I won’t bore you (too much) with discussing it. Let’s just say that when your wildcard team member, the avaricious and relentlessly self-centered thief, is crafting your strategy, things are going to get out of whack quickly and repeatedly. And they do. This book always reads like the best parts of a really high-caliber campaign, thanks to John Rogers.

Luke looks troubled

[LUKE LOOKS TROUBLED]

I bought The Iron Age: Omega 1 because of the promise of classic-era Power Man and Iron Fist, and technically, they’re in this book. Briefly, and with little to do. This is more a Tony Stark and Hank Pym story, and I liked that just fine, but I had expectations of modern-era Tony Stark having to negotiate a plan with the take-no-prisoners Luke Cage and the touchy-feely-let’s-be-socially-conscious naiveté of Danny Rand. Yes, I’m disappointed. Dazzler is in this one more than Luke & Danny, and I’ve never ever cared about whatever it is Dazzler does. Still, it’s a good Tony and Hank story.

Notice how Beetle discretely hides his paunch

[NOTICE HOW BEETLE DISCRETELY HIDES HIS PAUNCH]

Justice League of America Retro-Active 1: the 90s, however, is an amazing piece of comic book art. If you’ve never experienced the J.M. DeMatteis/Keith Giffen (with penciller Kevin Maguire) Justice League International years, this is going to sell you on the entire concept. The new story in the first half is as splendiferous and entertaining a comic book as you’ll find. Characterizations are perfect, jokes are plentiful, action is hot, Guy Gardner is a colossal a-hole and yet somehow likeable and issues of sexism and stupidity are referenced in such a way that you agree with the principal (stereotyping women is wrong) even as you chuckle while the guy heroes do it. This is in essence a comic book cliché — a team fight breaks out over some false assumptions — and it’s so fresh and beautifully done that you go along for the ride. The back-up story is a 90s classic by the same team, and in it you see how these guys handled the serious stuff; which is to say, with just as much panache and respect as they deal out the silly stuff. If DC were using these guys’ ideas as the groundwork for the new universe, I’d feel a whole lot better about the whole thing, Instead, once again, this is just a tip of the hat to a classic of yesterday. Consider it one last look before the first spade-full of dirt hits the coffin, if you like.

Check out the new chair moistener in 7 G

[CHECK OUT THE NEW CHAIR MOISTENER IN 7-G]

Bart Simpson 62: Wage Slave is another fine read. Honestly, since I saw the way my nephews flipped out over the mere idea of Simpsons’ comics at Free Comic Book Day, I’ve been buying these to pass on to them. Now I’m kinda regretting it, because books like this I’d like to hang on to for my own benefit (selfish uncle!). Two big stories explore Bart, Homer and Grandpa Simpson attempting to rebuild a classic car for Bart, and Mr. Burns getting the child labor laws repealed so he can make more money by having the children of Springfield work at the plant — care to guess who takes Homer’s job? There are lots of sight gags and callbacks to various TV episodes, you can hear the characters’ voices while reading the dialogue and — honestly — these stories are better than anything I saw the last time I watched The Simpsons. I haven’t seen a new episode of the show in years, though, so maybe the comics are mirroring a Renaissance of the TV show. I kinda think not; this is where the true spirit of The Simpsons I know and love seems to be these days. Right here in the Bongo Comics.

That T is for Terrific

[THAT T IS FOR TERRIFIC]

Also maintaining the true spirit of comics is Dark Horse Presents 3 — at least if you define that true spirit as being “tell stories in an innovative way that takes full advantage of the medium, be entertaining, have a ‘wow’ factor and offer a variety of stories.” DHP is straight up and down killer stuff, with the notable exceptions of Concrete (I’ve never liked Concrete, though, so I’m no judge) and Howard Chaykin’s Masked Man, which has been a huge disappointment to me. There’s sci-fi here (Dave Gibbons’ interesting if slightly shallow Treatment, the much more gripping Rotten Apple by Sanford Greene and Chuck Brown), fantasy (Richard Corben’s absolutely Corben-esque Murky World) and modern confessional indie comics (Carla Speed McNeil’s Finder). I’ve touted my Corben fixation quite a bit in this space, so let me say that I was stunned by McNeil’s Finder. I drifted away from what I rightly or wrongly deem the “cutesy indie comics scene” a long time ago, because I could only watch people reshape their diaries so many times, but this installment of Finder really got to me. It’s a simple story — young man Jaeger carries an old woman on his back through the city to get her to her family in time for the birth of a new baby — but there was something deeply personal nestled inside it that made it resonate. Namely, the woman tells Jaeger, “We’re all time travelers if we live long enough” — my own grandmother ended a lot of stories with a phrase very much like that, and I dropped the comic when I saw it/heard it again after all these years. It’s been a long time since I got the chills reading a comic, and it was welcome indeed. I would have never picked up McNeil’s work before this, but thanks to DHP, I suspect I’m going to look into her body of work. We clearly have something in common on some level, and I aim to find out what that something is.

Steranko is where Frank Miller came from

[STERANKO IS WHERE FRANK MILLER CAME FROM]

Also, Jim Steranko’s ultra-hard boiled noir story, Red Tide, has been re-colored and one chapter is included herein. I’m not really a fan of the noir stuff, but HOLY COW is this thing phenomenal. This is the Ur-noir story told in a manner that is unique to comics. It pays homage to the classic Raymond Chandler/Damon Runyon/Mickey Spillane years of the field — our private detective here is named Chandler, and the plot is either borrowed from or influenced the film D.O.A. (I’m ignorant of the facts, educate me if you know) — but Steranko’s masterful technique makes this thing fresh as a daisy. Lip service is often paid to Steranko just because of those 20-something issues of S.H.I.E.L.D. he did 40 years ago, but it’s this sort of heavy-duty, brain-melting draftsmanship that makes other artists shake their head in disbelief. Page 8 of the story (52 in the issue) exhibits a use of Venetian blinds filtering a light source that will cause your mind to reel in its complexity — for sheer beauty of a fixed image, Steranko has no peer.

Hey, it’s 3 a.m. So much for brevity. I think it’s clear I’m absolutely deranged for Dark Horse Presents. This thing is a smashing success as far as I’m concerned, and it’s the best thing I read this week. And most promising of all is the final note on the letters page, which says that DHP is going monthly effective immediately. I know $8 is pricey for a comic book, especially a monthly book, but Dark Horse Presents is worth it. Boy, is it ever worth it.

-Paul


The Best Thing I Read This Week – August 18

August 22nd, 2011

I didn’t buy that many books this week — only four, in fact. I anticipate next week will be even fewer. These summer crossovers/end-of-all-titles deals are really taking a toll on my reading habits, not to mention the impending cancellation of several books. This frequent diminishment is part of being a comic fan in the modern age. I have runs of Batman and Detective Comics that stretch for hundreds of issues, and my X-Men hoard is even larger. And yet now if I maintain 30 consecutive issues of a title, it feels like a big deal. I’m sure the fairly commonplace turnover of creative teams is part of my problem, but lately it feels more like the problem is the re-start/re-jigger/re-number thing companies want to do every couple years. Fatigue sets in much quicker when you’re constantly jumping back to the starting point.

Farewell duder You will be missed briefly

[FAREWELL, DUDER. YOU WILL BE MISSED, BRIEFLY.]

And that leads right in to the final issue — of this incarnation of the book, anyway — of Legion of Super-Heroes. Number 16 is the big finale to the Saturn Queen vs. LSH battle that’s been building for the last four or five issues. Paul Levitz knows what he’s doing, he knows the Legion as well as anyone, and yet this felt like a let-down. I look back at the early issues of this run — a whole year ago, if you can believe that — and the book had momentum and pacing that implied the sort of slowly-developing, interlocking plots that come when a writer is committed to a lengthy stay on a book. I don’t know this for sure, but it feels like about six months ago Levitz was told to wrap it all up by August, and so he had to drop lots of plots and bang this out to meet the deadline. The result is a book that sputtered to the finish line instead of being a modern epic. We don’t get an inventive, super-sciencey and optimistic solution to the conflict or a soaring good-bye, just a weak left cross to end the threat and a bunch of table setting for the various Green Lantern titles. And it ends with the reminder that “Coming in September: A New Beginning.” What was wrong with the last “new beginning?”

If he s solitary whose hands are those

[IF HE’S SOLITARY, WHOSE HANDS ARE THOSE?]

I haven’t bought an issue of Hellblazer since John Constantine looked like Sting, but the Simon Bisley cover of 282 caught my eye. He also does the interior art in a much less-exaggerated style than the classic Biz look. I liked it. Peter Milligan’s plot is kinda so-so, a standalone story about Constantine going undercover in a creepy prison to root out a demon as a favor to his father-in-law. Honestly, it was perfunctory at best. I’m not a regular reader of the series, so maybe this is a bracing examination of Constantine’s character and how marriage has changed him. All credit to Milligan, though — he introduced every character efficiently so that even I knew who everybody was and how they relate to one another. Not enough writers do that anymore.

I wanna airbrush this on my fantasy van

[I WANNA AIRBRUSH THIS ON MY FANTASY VAN]

Conan: Road of Kings 7 continues my favorite Cimmerian’s long walk to the west. Mike Hawthorne is still on pencils, and to my great surprise, his lay-outs are much more dynamic and his weapons are more proportional. He’s still way too cartoony for my liking though; that splendid cover by Aleksi Briclot is much more what I want in a Conan comic. Roy Thomas’ plot revolves around Conan being blackmailed into joining a rebellious Aquilonian lord’s personal bodyguard, and then being stuck in the middle — with a kid, no less — when the King’s men uncover their plot. I’m all right with everything up to the kid. J.M. DeMatteis created a pair of juvenile sidekicks for Conan back in the early 80s, and the whole thing was terrible. Thomas has a much better grasp of what works and what doesn’t in Hyboria, however, so this may not end up being completely ridiculous. But then I look at that adorable stuffed bunny the kid carts around and I shudder to think of all the tender scenes that could come. Conan soothing her fears around the campfire; Conan solemnly swearing to return her to her home safely; Conan cradling her while she sleeps; Conan brushing her hair, and her reciprocating by putting his in hot rollers. Ugh, Conanny is the worst idea ever. Roy Thomas, please have this kid slaughtered by the midpoint of issue 8, and then let Conan wreak his bloody vengeance on the guilty parties.

Capes are the new thing

[CAPES ARE THE NEW THING]

And lest you think I’m anti-child, Tiny Titans 43 was how I wrapped up my reading, and I loved it. Superboy decides he wants a cape, which sets all the other Titans off in search of their own capes. I’m no fan of Superboy, but his confrontation with General Zod, Ursa and Non made me laugh. Robin struggles with Bat-Cow over the latter’s cape, Aqualad dabbles reluctantly in cross-dressing and the group orders new outfits from Sidekick City Costumes. It’s simultaneously ridiculous and eminently satisfying. Tiny Titans, not for the first time and certainly not for the last, is the best thing I read this week.

-Paul


Cyclops and the Writing on the Wall

August 16th, 2011

Ok. So as we are all aware by now, Marvel has decided to kill a “major” character for each financial quarter of their operations. So far, the major deaths have been the Human Torch of the Fantastic Four (Which I totally called it) and Ultimate Spider-Man (essentially the “main character” of the Ultimate Universe). But what next? Who will Marvel kill next? Rather, what major character will die next. Apparently, Bucky Barnes wasn’t considered major enough to warrant the press for his death in Fear Itself #3. And I’d imagine that most of the other casualties to come from the series wont matter either… And from what I’ve been hearing, most folks don’t feel that Johnny Storm and Earth-1610 Peter Parker are big enough characters to be shocked about. I’d also imagine that Marvel execs have heard and read the grumblings of the masses as well. And maybe they just might have a “real” shocker waiting for us in the coming months. So here, I tell you about the conspiracy against Cyclops that makes me sick.

X Men Schism Vol 1 5 Textless

[Since his inception, Wolverine has always been a problem...]

Starting off, it’s no secret that most modern day X-Men fans prefer Wolverine over Cyclops (Which is a shame…). And for a lot of folks, I can understand the reasoning as to why they would be feel that way. But it’s not really their fault as to why they’d like Wolverine of Cyclops. It’s Marvel’s fault. Let’s go back. Starting with Uncanny X-Men, when a new team was assembled to rescue the First Class from Krakoa. Wolverine said that he’d never take orders from Cyclops. And for a while, that’s how it was. Then there’s the mess of a love triangle between Scott, Logan, and Jean Grey. Wolverine just couldn’t leave the woman alone. And when Cyclops and Jean married, Logan sure as hell wasn’t happy about it. But the tension remained. Writers over the years have loved to tell stories where Wolverine undermines Cyclops’ authority and his relationship with Jean Grey. In the “Age of Apocalypse” most folks got their wish, when it was revealed that Jean Grey and Wolverine were a couple in the absence of Cyclops. The 90’s X-Men Cartoon also made this clear… But that’s about when things started to shift for the worse.

XMen Animated Series Vol 1

[Why is Wolverine in front?]

There’s a load of promotional material for the 90’s cartoon that features Wolverine, front-and-center, over Cyclops in the team shots. Especially in the re-releasing of the series on DVD. I’d also argue that Wolverine had a larger focus than Cyclops in most of the episodes of the show. Although, that could just be me being spiteful here… But all my friends around that time, were always talking down about Cyclops because of that cartoon. And to be fair about it, he wasn’t all that different in the comics of that time period. He was kind of a “rules-nerd,” whereas Wolverine bled 90’s Extreme Juice. So following that cartoon, the next X-Men show featured the X-Men as teenagers trying to blend in with Humanity as they went to school. “X-Men: Evolution.” In this show, that majority of the major players of the comics were kids, however, Storm and Wolverine were adults. Why the hell is Wolverine a “teacher” over Cyclops? This is the when the trouble really started to kick up. Every so often, you’d get a Wolverine-Centric episode where Cyclops was nowhere to be seen or heard from. They even devoted time to showcase X-23 (Wolverine’s Clone). Come on guys. Also Cyke was a bit of a nerd in this show as well…. But that’s not nearly as bad as how they treated him in the Live-Action movies.

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[Arguably, Angel had even less screen time than Cyclops and yet... Just about every movie poster for all the movies are like this... I only found one where Cyclops had equal presence as everyone else... And that was a combined character-face teaser...]

Starting off, Cyclops is established as kind of a spoiled adult-teacher’s pet to Professor Xavier and is belittled by Wolverine as soon as they meet. Also, Wolverine flirts with Jean as soon as he sees her, and she goes for it. And over the course of the movie, it just got out of hand. Whether it’s Wolverine stealing Scott’s motorcycle, or Jean and Logan giving eachother secret looks, or the focus of the trilogy movies being built around Wolverine… Cyclops just couldn’t catch a break. He was damn near a mute in all the movies as well. Most offensively was his off-screen death at the hands of Jean/Phoenix during the 20-or-so minutes of the 3rd movie. Cyclops is killed by the love of his life after letting out a giant emo-optic blast to the heavens. WTF Marvel? All they found was his glasses. Which is also stupid, when you consider what actually happened. Then she broke those too. And the only thing that could calm her down was who? Wolverine. And when it came to the climax, Wolverine saved the day. He was the only one who could get close. So he stabs her and she dies his arms. Looks like Wolverine came out on top of that situation. Around the same time, Jean also died in the comics (currently for the last time). Again, she died in Wolverine’s arms… In the same way. Just disgusting. Then when the Wolverine movie (which takes place in the 70s) came out, the film execs put Cyclops in that movie as a kind of throw-away cameo. So when “X-Men: First Class” came out and it took place in the 60s, Cyclops was now too young to appear in the movie with an appropriate age. So they replaced him with his YOUNGER brother, Havok, to take his place instead. But the same reasoning didn’t stop them from putting Emma Frost in the movie. An OLDER Emma Frost than the one that appeared in the Wolverine movie that takes place a decade after “First Class.”

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[If anyone should be killing Jean in an heartfelt emotional moment, it probably should be Cyclops...]

Then lets look at the recent X-Men cartoon, “Wolverine and the X-Men.” Strike one is in the title. In this series, Cyclops is about the biggest sad-sack that you’d ever did see. He can’t lead for crap, and Wolverine is the glue that brings the X-Men back together. Cyclops is just worthless in this series. But let’s look over to the video game side of things. Capcom, mostly known for it’s fighting game franchises of the 1990s, put out a series of games featuring Marvel characters. Cyclops had always been a staple in the majority of these. Wolverine had been in all of them. In Marvel Vs Capcom 2, they included 2 different versions of Wolverine… But with the announcement of Marvel Vs Capcom 3, Wolverine was around for Day 1, but where was Cyclops? In an interview before the release of the game, one of the producers of the game was asked about which characters that Marvel would not allow them to use in the game. The producer motioned to his eyes in a “visor” motion and crossed his hands into an “X”. It was kind of weird that he wouldn’t use his name, when all the other characters he spoke about not making it in had been named. So I thought to myself, “That’s kinda weird.” But there was still hope. There would be downloadable characters. If Shuma-Gorath made it into the game, surely Cyclops could too. Then the earthquake in Japan happened and all Downloadable Content was put on hold. So fast-forward to Comic Con San Diego 2012, and a new version of MvC3 is announced. Shortly afterwards, the entire new roster is leaked and later confirmed by a producer. Guess who isn’t on that list? Cyclops. Why? No explanation given.

05 Cyclops Fear Itself

[I hope he embraces this instead of death...]

Now look at the state of Cyclops currently. He’s gone from being that “Boy Scout” that only plays by the rules, to the King of the Mutants who will do anything for his people, even if it means killing any and all threats. He commissioned a Black Ops team of mutants, lead by Wolverine, to kill. Kill everyone that would threaten the lives of Mutantkind in anyway. He’s declared independence from the United States of America. He’s put Professor X in a corner. His actions made Beast quit the team. Nightcrawler’s faith in Cyclops lead to his death. A lot of fictional folks in the Marvel Universe are no fan of the current Cyclops, and the way it’s been feeling lately? It would appear that there is also an editorial agenda against him. Marvel has building Cyclops up so high that when he finally falls, he’s going to burn so bright that he’ll blind all the readers who see it. “X-Men: Schism #5″ and “Fear Itself #7″ are final issues of the two major Marvel events. And they both are set to come out on in the same month. Interviews from and around Comic Con suggest that it’s no coincidence that both of the books are finishing at the same time. And as far as Fear Itself goes, you’ll remember a certain promo that featured Cyclops in Magneto’s costume while he questioned what he had become. As of typing this, Cyclops hasn’t been featured in the primary story. What’s the deal with that? Well… I think I know.

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[Even when he leaves, Cyclops still doesn't receive the center focus...]

The writing on the wall… When Schism concludes, The X-Men will split into two teams to be reflected in two separate books. Uncanny X-Men will be renumbered to #1 and a new book will be launched, Wolverine and the X-Men (Just like the show). Clearly, Wolverine is the leader of his X-Men, but what about Uncanny? It has been strongly suggested to not expect Cyclops to lead the Uncanny team. The cover to the new Uncanny X-Men #1 is loaded with silhouettes… As of writing this, the only character revealed to be on the cover is Emma Frost, however it looks like Magneto and Juggernaut (most likely Colossus) are also on the team. And unless Marvel tries to swerve us and suggest that Cyclops joins Wolverine’s team, there are only 2 realistic options here. The first being that Cyclops leaves the X-Men behind, whether that means he becomes a villain or he or quits like Spider-Man always does is to be seen. The other option is that Cyclops is the next major Marvel death. But unlike the other deaths, I’d imagine that announcing a polybag issue for the death of him would be a marketing mistake. I don’t know about you, but if they announced his death months in advance, I’d have stopped reading Uncanny X-Men the moment they announced it. I know I wasn’t happy about it when Cyclops “died” in 1998. I think I stopped reading X-Men for at least 8 years after that. And it wasn’t even like he was gone for that long either. So just imagine what I’d do if this really comes to pass. For certain, I’m gonna flip a fucking table. So apologies in advance, if I happen to do that in your company. Typically, I pride myself in correctly guessing the outcome of stories, but this is one time where I hope I’m wrong. Dead wrong. A world without Cyclops would be like a world without cheeseburgers. Just a really sad place.

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[No Cyclops here... ;( ]

I’d imagine that you’re probably tired of reading this by now. So… If you made it to the end. Good Job! No. Great Job! And thanks for hearing me out. There’s an anti-Cyclops initiative out there. And it’s looking like the “Powers-That-Be” are about to cash in on their hard work. And if you think that I’m overreacting to the mistreatment of Cyclops, take a look for yourself, then let me know if I’m wrong about this. But we’ll see… This October, may be the last time we see Cyclops in a long time. But I hope not.

-Fleet


The Best Thing I Read This Week – August 11

August 13th, 2011

Now this is a summer spectacular

[NOW THIS IS A SUMMER SPECTACULAR]

Hey, does anyone else remember when summertime meant annuals? I realized today whilst perusing the racks that I can’t recall seeing an annual in I don’t know when. All right, so The Chronicles of Conan 21, a huge chunk of which is given over to a Conan annual, prodded my memory, but the point stands. Up until Eclipso summer — the second worst summer since calypso summer — annuals gave a book’s creative team the chance to play with a longer, not necessarily continuity-driven story that almost always was worth the price of admission. Who else fondly remembers that Avengers annual that pitted the Avengers against the Defenders (Silver Surfer, Valkyrie, Gargoyle and I believe Dr. Strange. EDIT: Nope, it was Beast), with the extra pages taken up by an honest-to-Jarvis copy of the Avengers charter and by-laws in their entirety? That issue was worth its weight in gold to a young nerdlinger such as myself, what with the points of procedure, and the sub-sections and the clauses. Now we get multi-title crossovers and Retro-Active specials to remind us of what’s been lost.

Everybody is Spider fu fighting

[EVERYBODY WAS SPIDER-FU FIGHTING]

Speaking of crossovers, after what seems like three months of build-up, Spider Island finally gets underway with Amazing Spider-Man 667. It’s a testament to my belief in Dan Slott that I bought this book, and it’s a greater testament to his abilities for me to say that I li — I li-li-lik– I l-liked it. Now a huge chunk of Manhattan has the proportionate strength and agility of a spider, including a bunch of petty thugs and Peter Parker’s girlfriend, Carlie Cooper. Slott being Slott — a.k.a., a genius — he figures out a plausible reason to get everybody into a Spider-man costume, any Spider-man costume. Seriously, the last page features every version of the Spidey-suit since the 1960s, which kinda made me tear up a little. What can I say, the guy’s had some crap outfits over the years. Anywho, it’s a fun and chaotic story, and I can only wonder what I’m going to miss by not buying any related issues whatsoever — it’s ASM or nothing for me. Also, I am compelled by a slowly-awakening maturity to request that Humberto Ramos, an otherwise fine artist, cool it when rendering Carlie’s bosoms. She’s supposed to be (and other Spider-artists render her as) a normally-proportioned, cute girl. There’s no need to give her the jutting upper deck that literally every woman in comics outside of Aunt May has to lug around. The non-stop double-D warheads are not an enticement, they’re an embarrassment.

John Stewart stars despite the prominent Hal Jordan

[JOHN STEWART STARS, DESPITE THE PROMINENT HAL JORDAN]

And on the topic of the Retro-Active series (it’s mentioned somewhere up there, honest), Green Lantern Retro-Active 80s is exactly the kind of comic book I miss. Len Wein and Joe Staton — JOE STATON! — deliver a John Stewart — JOHN STEWART! — story that’s about John’s relationship with Tawny Young. Sure, Sonar — really? Yeah, why not? SONAR! — shows up to make with some havoc, but the story is really about John Stewart’s principles and what it takes to trust another person. John Stewart is easily my favorite Green Lantern (then Kilowog, Hal, G’Nort, Ch’p, Guy Gardner and every other GL in all known space except for Kyle Rayner, who is a total bottom-burp), so I’m predisposed to enjoy this, but it really is a nice piece of character-driven — and character-revealing — storytelling. And that’s the frustrating thing about all these Retro-Active books; this is DC not only saying goodbye to the continuity and characterizations of my youth, it’s DC saying goodbye to this sort of storytelling completely. Everybody’s going to be younger, hipper, cooler and more likely to be an unattached single come September. Those sorts of two-dimensional characters don’t really inspire writers to take a closer look at their internal life or beliefs. How do you go deeper into the shallow puddle of “I’m totally awesome to the exxxtreme/no wife/no kids/no parents/nothing but enemies and come at me, bro!”? So, um, thanks (?) DC, for giving us all one last visit with your old characters before they become market-driving brand identities that skew well with the 18-to-25 demographic who aren’t currently buying comics. I guess. I’d kinda prefer something more like these sorts of brand-new stories that guys like Len Wein write, but you’ve got other plans.

I love Puck too but I don t dress like a disco whore

[I LOVE PUCK, TOO, BUT I DON’T DRESS LIKE A DISCO WHORE]

On the other side of the Big Two divide, Marvel’s crossover d’jour “Fear! It’s Elf!” continues apace or whatever, and I dip my toes in it once or twice a month by buying Alpha Flight (and Herc). I don’t know how far Alpha Flight 3 progresses that story superstructure, nor will I ever know, but as the third part of a now eight-issue series (wasn’t this billed as a five-parter last month? I’m cornfused.) it seems to move things along nicely. Mac “Guardian” Hudson rallies his few troops to rescue the other members of the team from the evil Canadian government — that’s such an odd sentence to write, and I love it — while his wife, Heather “Vindicator” Hudson, sides with the corrupt government because she feels that because they stole her baby they’re her best chance to get the baby back (uncertain, citation needed). Puck’s back, Walter’s having trouble transforming into Sasquatch, Shaman is being preternaturally cool while helping to bust everyone out of government superprison, Snowbird goes totally sickhouse on some Canadian army men (just like Ann Murray would do!), and Aurora/Jeanne-Marie argues with herself while flying and ends up going full-on emo cutter. I dunno, I just like the characters and their interactions sometimes. Alpha Flight has always been such a weird, off-brand team of superheroes, all Canadian and removed from Marvel mainstream that I can’t help but fall in love with them all over again. I can’t give you a better or more rational answer than that.

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[HENCHING AIN’T EASY]

Batman the Brave and the Bold 10 has an unusual point of view for a Batman book. Instead of giving us the usual Batman and superhero guest star delight, Sholly Fisch and Rick Burchett show us what life’s like for a professional henchman in the DC Kids universe, which is my preferred DC Universe at this point. Hapless lunk Joe runs from city to city, signing on with various costumed supervillains, and trying to stay ahead of Batman and the tax man. Fisch’s story is an economically current one, as Joe is doing cartoonishly criminal things to feed his wife and child because he can’t find a regular job. Fisch depicts working for Toyman and the Clock King as depressing as you’d think it would be, with Joe trying and failing to escape a life of crime. I’m not going to give away the end, but it’s about as satisfying and life-affirming a Batman story as Batman can have since all the comic book tough guys have taken over writing him. Sholly Fisch understands two vital elements of the Batman myth: The guy is compassionate, and he believes in doing the right thing. This story reaffirms that somehow, even in 2011, Batman as a hero is still a viable premise for a comic book.

Now it s dark

[NOW IT’S DARK]

Which brings us to Hellboy: The Fury 3 of 3. I lost interest in Hellboy a few years ago because all of Mignola’s stories were beginning to feel formulaic, but these past two years have revitalized my interest. The Fury has been promised for quite some time as the series that will force huge changes in Hellboy’s life and the whole Mignolaverse. I’m pleased to say that issue 3 does indeed usher in those changes, and it does so in an exciting and satisfying manner. And in three issues, no less. Not 29 (Spider Island), or 52 (DC’s Crisis in Finite September) or 300 (Fear Itself, I’m assuming), but three. Hellboy fights the Dragon, Ogdru Jahad, while all of England shakes under Ragna Rok, which means all of earth will be burnt and then re-sown. Hellboy is not fighting to save humanity as we know it, but fighting to establish a strong spirit for whatever humans emerge after the destruction of this world to follow and emulate. Mike Mignola and Duncan Fegredo deliver on pretty much every promise ever made in Hellboy. Hellboy behaves heroically, he remains true to his core beliefs (and those of Trevor Bruttenholm), and he refuses to give up on all that is best in humanity.

London s burning and Hellboy ain t winning

[LONDON’S BURNING, AND HELLBOY AIN'T WINNING]

It’s disconcerting to see London being destroyed in a comic even as the real world London is being burnt up by protestors, but Fegredo brings an otherworldly quality to his images of carnage that allows for separation of facts and fiction. Also, this issue does not end quite how I envisioned it; my belief in the formulaic qualities of Mignola’s writing are completely destroyed by the end of this book, and instead flourishes anew the belief that he’ll do whatever is necessary to tell his story to the best of his abilities.

So even though this series finally answers questions first raised in that initial Hellboy limited series all those many years ago, that’s not why it’s the best thing I read this week. No, Hellboy: The Fury is the best thing I read this week because it told its tale quickly, with emotion and drama, and with real consequences evident for its titular hero, and I legitimately cared about what happened.

-Paul


Spidey Saved Who Now?

August 10th, 2011

So, according to a certain “newspaper” I read the other day, our friendly neighborhood Spider-man recently saved our equally friendly neighborhood Star Clipper.

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[Spider-man #666 in stores now!]

Now, normally I’m pretty oblivious to current events, but this one was hard to miss. The only part that really bothers me about the whole thing is that I was actually there working that day, yet I have no recollection of seeing Spider-man or the danger that he supposedly saved us from. Still, he must have done a pretty good job because by the time I arrived the collateral damage was non-existent. Heck, if I didn’t know better I would have sworn that nothing had happened at all.

Still, as entertaining as seeing Spider-man would have been, I briefly met Firestar (who surprisingly was a little late to the party), and even got to pose for a picture to go in the Daily Bugle, decked out in my Multiple Man t-shirt no less.

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[I’m still hoping we get these back in stock someday.]

All in all, it wasn’t that bad of a day, and it seriously helped mend some fences as far as Spider-man and I are concerned. I’ll be honest, he’s never been my favorite superhero. It’s not like Superman, who I sometimes dislike because he always comes off a little two perfect. If anything, Spider-man one of the most human characters in the Marvel Universe. He is a character defined by his past and his flaws, as all good characters should be.

The reason I have never been fond of Spider-man is because despite all of his great power and responsibility, his decision making skills have never been quite up to par. If anything, his life has been a series of poor choices, which so far have cost him his uncle, his first girlfriend, nearly his aunt on several occasions, and most recently his smoking hot supermodel wife and his future child.

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I may be missing a few, but I think you get my point. That being said, Spider-man saving Star Clipper has done a lot to raise my opinion of everyone’s favorite web slinger. In fact, from what I’ve been hearing, there’s a lot Spidey’s been doing to turn his life around. Ever since the start of Big Time, he’s gotten a new job, a new girl, and a brand new bag of gadgets. All of this and more have finally been collected into a trade paperback that’s supposed to be released the first week of August, and I for one I’m looking forward to picking up a copy. After all, he saved my favorite store, the least I can do is read some of his more recent exploits. Who knows, maybe Spider-man is finally maturing. Crazier things have happened in the Marvel Universe.

Until next time.

-Brent


Sky Doll

August 9th, 2011

Since in my last blog I talked about Empowered, this week I’ve decided to talk about another series that is equally sexy, but of a decidedly different tone.

Sky Doll is an exquisitely crafted science fiction epic originally printed by Soleil Productions in Europe and brought to the States by Marvel. It has everything that mature comic lovers can hope for; it’s dark, sexy, and full of surprising insights. The story is set in a world originally divided by two priestesses of opposing philosophies, one representing the spiritual side of love, called Agape, and the other representing physical love, named Lodovica. However, eventually the balance of power tipped, and all hell broke loose.

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[Look at that adoring public.]

When the dust cleared, one power stood instead of two. The world became overtaken with vice and carnal desire, and anyone who worshipped the priestess Agape became reviled as a heretic. Best personifying this brand new regime are creations known as sky dolls, life-like androids without rights, resembling a young female, who exists only to serve the state’s desires. Noa, the main character of this odyssey, is one of these sky dolls, although she has qualities that make her a bit…different, including strange flashes of memories, sudden bursts of power, as well as a personality and desires of her own. With the help of two “missionaries,” Noa travels the universe in search of some greater reason for her existence.

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[Meet Noa]

The story progresses from there, taking some interesting twists and turns along the way, none of which you’ll hear from me (I’ve given away enough as it is). What I will say is that you would be hard pressed to find a fictional realm like this one. In the world of Sky Doll, religion, consumerism, and science function as a single entity, and differences in spiritual philosophies can determine the shape of entire worlds.

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However, appearances can be deceiving, and the more you learn about the world Noa lives in, the more difficult it becomes to distinguish the white hats from the black, and the tormentors from the victims.

Personally, I like a story that keeps me guessing. If you feel the same way this is definitely a series worth checking out.

-Brent


Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3

August 8th, 2011

Oh Comic Con… Oh Capcom… I just don’t know how I feel about this… But one of the first things to trickle out of SDCC2011 that made it to my eyes and ears were some announcement trailers for new characters in Marvel Vs Capcom 3. And at first, I was delighted, but the I was taken aback. The rumors were true. This wasn’t a downloadable update, this was a retail disc. I get to buy MvC3 again… And to rub it in, I get to buy it this November… That’s NINE months after the release of the previous version. And hey, I get it. Capcom likes to reissue and update the same game multiple times. Most egregiously with the Street Fighter franchise throughout it’s history. But also with Resident Evil, Dead Rising, Lost Planet, Ghosts ‘n Goblins, Dead Rising, Darkstalkers, Rival Schools, Capcom Vs SNK… The list goes on… But the thing is… With the ‘Vs Marvel’ series, they’ve always been decent with us. A new game meant a new roster and play mechanics. This is the first time they’ve just done an update for that particular series. The play mechanics remain virtually the same, with only minor tweaks here and there. The only noteworthy additions for the moment seem to be the addition of a spectator mode for online play and new characters. And as far as those characters are concerned, I have mixed feelings… But first, watch this trailer.

So now you’ve seen the first of 4 of 12 new characters. In case you didn’t watch it, they are Ghost Rider, Hawkeye, Strider, and Firebrand/Red Arremer. Naturally, Ghost Rider and Hawkeye are members of the Marvel Universe. As for the Capcom characters, we’ve got Strider Hiryu of the Strider action-platformer game series. He’s a super-ninja with robot animal sidekicks. His games were also hard. Then there’s Firebrand (Also known as Red Arremer)… He’s not the main villain of the Ghosts ‘n Goblins franchise, but he does still the princess at the start of the game. He’s also the protagonist of another game series entitled, “Gargoyles Quest” for the original Gameboy, as well as the sequels on the NES and SNES. He was also a playable character in the SNK effort known as SNK vs Capcom: Chaos… Anyway, I suppose these characters are fine and all, but what about who I want? Where’s Cyclops? Where’s Captain Commando? Well… One might say, “Don’t worry, there’s still 8 more characters to be announced.” And to that person, I’d say, “NO.”


[Featuring Firebrand and Hawkeye]

Unfortunately, the rest of the upcoming roster was leaked on the Internet before a single day could pass, and images of the remaining characters were found and displayed for all their glory. It was later confirmed by UMvC3 producer, Ryota Niitsuma, that these characters were the real deal. And I’m gonna tell you who they are, right now.

On the Marvel side, in addition to Ghost Rider and Hawkeye are; Doctor Strange, Iron Fist, Nova, and Rocket Raccoon.

On the Capcom side, in addition to Firebrand and Strider are: Frank West (Dead Rising), Nemesis (Resident Evil), Vergil (Devil May Cry), and Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney).


[Featuring Ghost Rider and Firebrand... Again, because I like Firebrand.]

And that’s that. Bonus points for Rocket Raccoon… But where is Cyclops, dammit!? It’s like Marvel spit in my face and laughed about it, by not including him twice. And I know it’s Marvel that’s being restrictive about him and not Capcom. But whatcha gonna do, brother? I’ll try them all out when the new game comes… Still debating on whether I’m gonna buy it or not though. But I can’t be completely mad about the new $40 disc… As I understand it, half of this stuff was originally being created for downloadable content for the vanilla version of MvC3, but when the Earthquake in Japan hit earlier this year, it put a halt on development and distribution… So the developers saved it all up and added it in with unplanned content to spice it up. I still don’t like it, but I understand why. And I can’t stay mad at Capcom. It’s too hard because I love fighting games and at the very least, they continue to put out new things.

-Fleet


The Best Thing I Read This Week – August 4

August 6th, 2011

I suppose it’s inevitable as DC’s line grinds to a halt that we’re all going to be talking about what it is the “New 52″ means, and why we love it or loathe it, and a bunch of other stuff that boils down to angrily shaking our fists at people we’ve never met. At the moment, I’ve convinced myself to take the high road, and opt for the “wait and see” method of judgment; until these relaunch titles come out, I don’t really know what I feel about them, right?

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[PRELUDE TO AN ARM WRESTLING MATCH]

Of course, then I read the Shazam! 100 Page Spectacular 2. Or more specifically, I read co-publisher Dan DiDio’s message on the last page and immediately wondered why I’m even bothering with this company. Didio spends a little time patting himself on the back for figuring out a way to scale back the company’s production schedule these last few months, and how they’re going to be able to keep the same number of titles on the shelf by padding their output with the Retro-Active titles and reprint collections such as this here issue of Shazam. Dear Dan: No one who reads and enjoys comics cares about the minutia of making a publishing schedule — we want good, fresh stories about our favorite characters. If you think this is the sort of information that gets us excited about your books, I shudder to think what your OMAC series with Keith Giffen is going to be about — will he be the One Man Accounting Corps and spend most of his time developing new actuarial tables?

Anyway, Shazam 2 reprints four 1998-era issues of the series by Jerry Ordway and Dick Giordano, two guys who know how to make a comic book about characters. I wasn’t crazy about this era of Captain Marvel, so I’ve never read these stories — and they’re OK. Not great, mostly because I was always bothered by the teenage versions of the Marvel family alter-egos. I believe the boundless optimism of Captain Marvel works best when you remember that’s a kid in that body, fighting crime and believing wholeheartedly in big-picture ideals precisely because he’s a kid. I’m trying to maintain a smidgen of that optimism for myself come September, but as often as DiDio misjudges what comic fans are interested in (BUTTONS! POKER CHIPS! SYMMETRICAL PUBLISHING WAVES! COMICS WITH NO FEMALE CHARACTERS AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN EYE CANDY!) and then boasts about his ability to be so off base, it’s going to be difficult to hold that course.

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[FE-FI-FO-FOMORIAN]

You know what the antidote to that is, right? Great, character-driven comics. Dungeons and Dragons 9 is just such a comic, and I say that knowing full-well that I was the only person in all of Star Clipperdom to buy issue 8 upon its release. John Rogers and Andrea De Vito continue to use classic storytelling elements such as strong characterization, clear conflict, foreshadowing, humor and steady doses of action to make a fantastically fun comic every month. Human warrior Adric Fell rushes from crisis to crisis, this time falling into the thick of a worlds-spanning power play by an evil giant, and his reluctant ally is the father of the young lady he’s currently … how to phrase this delicately? … boning. This awkward situation is the source of much of the humor, mostly because enchantingly caustic halfling Bree Three-Hands keeps offering terrible advice to Adric. Is it the title and all the associated “weak nerd” connotations that are scaring you people off this book? Because this is a great team book, and you’re all missing out.

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[SHE’S MORE DANGEROUS THAN SHE LOOKS]

A strange thing has happened in Warlord of Mars: Dejah Thoris 5. I’m completely inured to Dejah’s scanty “two-coins-and-a-hanky” outfit at this point — it doesn’t even register as totally ridiculous anymore. Maybe that’s because Dejah is so busy pummeling rump in this issue, saving her father, grandfather, hometown and the lives of countless others through her willingness to engage in hand-to-hand combat with a 50-foot tall automaton powered by her enemy. Arvid Nelson’s first arc has been nicely pulpy throughout, but this issue finally gives us everything. Dejah’s the heroine of her own story, we get a clear-cut victory and a bit of pathos, and Carlos Rafael’s art is very nice. As far as pulp comics go, this series hit all its marks and then some.

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[VADER COMIN’, YO]

Also pulpy in the best fashion is Star Wars: Dark Times Out of the Wilderness 1, a Randy Stradley and Doug Wheatley adventure set in the period shortly after Revenge of the Sith. Darth Vader is on the trail of a Jedi who escaped the slaughter, and it turns out to be Dass Jenner, the star of the Blue Harvest series I enjoyed so much despite its haphazard release dates. Dass and Ember, the former madam he helped in Blue Harvest, are on the run, knowing their lives are in danger but unaware that someone like Vader is hunting them. Before it’s over one of them has come clean about a rather sizable lie they told to make their relationship more convenient, a mysterious commando is revealed to be on their trail and Vader — sweet, malevolent Vader — is gaining on them. Stradley certainly knows how to construct a plot, but Wheatley’s art is probably the real star. He draws a mean, mean Vader, and that goes a long way to establishing Star Wars credibility in my book. Hopefully, this arc is wrapped up before the end of the year — I hate when Dark Horse puts their Star Wars titles on hiatus for seven months in the middle of a series.

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[ELRIC PRACTICES HIS FRONTIER DENTISTRY]

Chris Roberson and Francesco Biagini’s Elric: The Balance Lost 2 is a bit more problematic. As I mentioned last month, I love the character and I’m a huge fan of Michael Moorcock’s body of work in all its permutations. E:TBL shuffles between Elric, Dorian Hawkmoon, Prince Corum and our modern-day Eric Beck, which I think is diverting the narrative into too many streams. If you’re not familiar with the Moorcockian idea of the Multiverse and the many incarnations of the Eternal Champion, is an issue as jumpy as this one going to lure you in? I ask because by the time this issue was over I felt like we’d spent a lot of time hopping from one foot to the other without really moving forward — and I know who these people are and how they fit together. However, I like how this issue introduces Eric’s destiny and role in the story, and we get a nice bit of action from Elric. And therein is the other complication; if you name your book “Elric,” I’m always expecting him to be the star of the story, and so far he’s not really been anything other than the most recognizable name in an ensemble cast. I could do with some more Elric in my Elric comics, is what I’m saying.

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[SNARKED WILL MAKE YOU DO THE DANCE OF JOY]

Roger Langridge’s Snarked! 0, however, has no snarks in it whatsoever and yet I read it with blissful delight. Inspired by the poetry of Lewis Carroll, Snarked stars Wilburforce J. Walrus and his dimwitted sidekick, the carpenter Clyde McDunk, as they set out to eat, mooch and connive their way to a better life. Wilburforce channels W.C. Fields and Reid Flemming in his caustic witticisms and snide asides, McDunk is pleasingly dense, Princess Scarlett is bossy and the whole thing has the feel of E.C. Segar’s classic work on what became the Popeye comic strip; Popeye makes a cameo in one crowd shot, in fact. This being a zero issue the story is all set-up, and only eight pages long to boot. That matters not one whit; it’s full of jokes, Langridge’s art is dynamite, and the book is filled out with reprints of Carroll’s relevant poetry (“The Hunting of the Snarks” and “The Walrus and the Carpenter”), an activities page with word hunts and connect the dots projects, pages from Princess Scarlett’s diary and a facsimile reprint of the front page of the local daily paper, “The Jabberwock,” which assures us that “You Too Can Believe Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast.” This is an exercise in silliness worthy of Lewis Carroll, and it was hands-down the best thing I read this week. I laughed so hard at this exchange:
McDunk; “I’ve never once been savaged by a tiger!”
Wilberforce: “Well, we live in hope…”

that I had to lie down for a minute. All comics should be this exhaustingly delightful. I can’t wait for issue one to arrive. And I will live in hope on that DC front, as well; if my hope is misplaced, maybe DiDio is the one to get savaged by that tiger.

-Paul


Captain America and the Super Summer Movies

August 3rd, 2011

Finally, all of the Big 2 (DC & Marvel) comic movies have come out for the Summer and I’ve seen them all. There were definitely some surprises this movie season, as I found myself enjoying some movies more than I would’ve have liked to. I know earlier on, Jon was running a contest about box-office gross with these movies… Hopefully you clicked that link for the rundown of what I’m talking about, because I just want to get to Cap’s movie.

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Starting off, we have Chris Evans staring as Steve Rogers aka Captain America. When the news was first announced that he was going to be Steve, a lot of folks balked at the thought of it. How could Evans be Captain America when he was the Human Torch? For a lot of people, there were various problems with that situation. He’s too small, too young, already been a Marvel hero, just wrong for the part, etc… But the thing is, Chris has the experience in the comics department. Including Captain America, Chris Evans has depicted five different comic book characters on the big screen. And no, the film, “Push,” doesn’t count as a comic book movie… But besides that, he was one of the best things about the Fantastic Four movies and he has a good energy about himself. For the folks who thought he was too small, he put on some muscle and got big. For those who felt that he was to young, you’ve got to remember that this is the start of a franchise. Steve Rogers was in his early 20s when he became Captain America in the comics, whereas Chris Evans just turned 30. So age isn’t a problem. And him being the Human Torch already doesn’t mean much if that film franchise is over and done with. It didn’t stop Ryan Reynolds from playing Deadpool in ‘Wolverine Origins” when he was already Hannibal King in “Blade 3.” (Both Marvel Characters) It didn’t stop Jon Favreau from playing two Marvel roles either. It happens. But for the last thing… When I put myself to task to see if I could cast a better Steve Rogers, I was at a loss. Who really is right for the part of Captain America? Well, for one thing, I couldn’t tell you who played Cap in the 1990 film without looking it up on the Internet (Matt Salinger). But I can tell you now, that I can’t see anyone else playing the role after Chris Evans.

But what about the actual movie? It’s what you should expect about a Captain America origin story. The basics are all there. WWII, The Red Skull, Super Soldier Serum, flag costume, shield throwing, frozen in ice, fin. (And before anyone gets mad at me for spoilers, it’s no secret that Steve gets frozen in the ice by the end of the movie. It has to happen. However, the road to that point is very different from how it was in the comics. Sorta. You’ll just have to see what happens there, but it’s an agreeable change for both the story and future entries into the film franchise. But for those not in the know, the movie is essentially the story of a young Steve Rogers as he tries to enlist to aid the war effort during WWII. Eventually, he “volunteers” to be apart of a secret military project to create Super Soldiers. It works, but unfortunately, he’s the only one (officially) to go through the process, due to certain problems that occur after his transformation. But it isn’t a straight shot into Nazi territories for Steve. No. Seeing as he’s the only Super Soldier, he’s shelved, only to become a public spokesperson for America’s war effort by becoming the character, Captain America. Loved by the public, despised by the soldiers. It isn’t until an impromptu hostage rescue that Steve Rogers becomes the Captain America we all know and love. And then it’s off to the races.

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And the thing is, unlike Iron Man 2 and Thor, Captain America figures out what it takes to be the perfect blend of solo movie and precursor to the upcoming Avengers movie. We get a bit of the concepts established in the recent Thor movie, as well as heavy participation from Howard Stark (Tony Stark/Iron Man’s father). We learn about this Marvel Universe in a very natural way, and it works really well. This is easily the best superhero movie of the Summer, and there’s no convincing me of otherwise. If you were only going to go see one, it probably should be Cap’s movie. However, I encourage you to see them all. Make an opinion for yourself. It’s not like any of them were terrible. But there were a few surprises. X-Men: First Class was a decent movie. The characters used were mostly rubbish in terms of what a “First Class” movie should be, but the story was fun. Green Lantern wasn’t the greatest movie… But it wasn’t the worst thing either. It most certainly wasn’t Ryan Reynold’s fault for why the movie wasn’t all it could be, that’s for certain. And Thor survived being Thor. I know that people read Thor comics… But not that many talk about it. I personally don’t care for Thor unless he’s in a team book, and I’m pretty sure that there are a lot out there that have similar feelings. But the film ended up doing alright for itself.

So where does that leave us now? Well, for one thing, we have at least 3 superhero movies to look forward to next Summer. The Dark Knight Rises (Batman vs Bane featuring Catwoman), The Amazing Spider-Man (Franchise reboot starring rising star Andrew Garfield), and The Avengers (The culmination of three/four years worth of work towards the first major superhero team movie). Each one of these films has a teaser of some sort. The Avengers teaser is tacked on to the Cap movie after the credits, and will surely be available online if you wait long enough. So things are looking good. Hopefully, these films will continue to have success in the future. But who’s to know for certain?

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-Fleet