Star Clipper Day Trivia Answers

December 20th, 2011

Editor’s note: I totally thought I posted this like, two months, when it actually was supposed to go up…so if you’ve been waiting with baited breath for these trivia answers, here you go. Think of it as my holiday gift to you…

-ed

Alright, as you folks may remember, we here at Star Clipper celebrated out second annual Star Clipper Day. It’s kinda like our store’s Super Birthday… It observes our original store opening back in 1988 as well as our move to our current location in the Loop. This year, we had an Angry Birds Shooting Gallery competition, Local artists hooking people up with sweet art, and a Trivia contest as well. This year, there wasn’t a cool graphic that depicted Jon and myself for a logo, but that’s cool. The point is, there was a TRIVIA CONTEST and we had some awesome sponsors for it. Image Comics, DC Comics, and Jim Mahfood hooked us up with some sweet prizes… And there was one team of contestants that seemed to win just about everything we had. But in the end, everyone got something. If you were walking around that Saturday Night (9/24) you would’ve seen a slew of people wearing Angry Birds Hats… So when I say, “everyone,” I don’t just mean contestants… I mean just about everyone who came in the store after 7PM. But what I want to share with you about that day, are my Top 5 Favorite Answers for the Trivia Contest!

I’ll show you the question and answers first, followed by my favorite response to that Question

#5.
Question: Name the Actor who played the character, “Conan” in the 2011 film, “Conan the Barbarian.” For a bonus point, name the actor who played Conan in the 1982 film “Conan the Barbarian.”
Answer: Jason Momoa, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Favorite Answer: Not Arnold…, ARNOLD!!!! by Indiana Bones & the Temple of Poon

#4
Question: Who is the bombshell actress who replaces Megan Fox as the female lead in “Transformers: Dark of the Moon?” (Jon wrote this question!)
Answer: Rosie Huntington Whitely

Favorite Answer: Nope.png (crossed out) Noriko (then, next to that, a small doodle of a guy shrugging) by Team Gunbuster

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#3
Question: What comic book movie was released that featured a detective who specialized in the paranormal, starring Brandon Routh?
Answer: “Dylan Dog: Dead of Night”

Favorite Answer: Fuck. I’m bad at Trivia by WAZ

#2
Question: For three points; Name the writer of “The Walking Dead” comic, the artist on the first six issues, and the artist of all the subsequent isues.
Answer: Robert Kirkman, Tony Moore, and Charlie Adlard.

Favorite Answer: Robert Kirkman (Writer), Joe Momma (Artist 1), Amy Farrah Fowler (Artist 2) by Team Demonic Hellcow II

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[This is Amy Farrah Fowler from "The Big Bang Theory", as played by Maym Bialik]

#1
Question: In the aftermath of the “Death of Superman,” four new Supermen appeared. For 1 point each, name them.
Answer: Steel (John Henry Irons), Superboy (Kon El/Conner Kent), Cyborg Superboy (Hank Henshaw), The Eradicator

Favorite Answer: Cyborg Superman, Superboy, Steel, (A doodle of a face with giant 80s shades and four (4) wisps of hair flowing to the side with the words “this guy” and and arrow pointing to the picture.) by Team Gunbuster

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And that concludes my favorite answers from the Trivia Contest.

-Fleet


The Best Thing I Read This Week – December 8

December 8th, 2011

It’s a big week full of exciting comics. And that’s just what I needed. December is a busy, busy month even if you don’t celebrate Christmas. I think it has something to do with the end of the year looming — it’s a lot of psychological pressure. Comics are your most cost-effective safety valve. Just try to find a psychiatrist who’ll work for $3.99. Anyway, to the comics!

Why is Drizzt Do Urden on the cover

[WHY IS DRIZZT DO'URDEN ON THE COVER?]

First up this week is Elric: the Balance Lost 6. I was giddy with excitement for this series when it started, and then my enthusiasm flagged after the first few issues. Mostly because there was a lot of to-and-fro and parallel story set-up inhibiting the characterization and world-building I was anticipating. Chris Roberson gets around to an all-out action issue this month, and Francesco Biagini acquits himself well with it. Hawkmoon and Elric face creeping Chaos with swords swinging, while Corum and Eric Beck ride Splendid Mane (a massive, planes-striding horse) in search of Tanelorn. Finally, after six issues of exposition and one step forward/one step to the side to take the same step forward storytelling, we actually have real progress. I don’t feel like I could tell you anything about these characters just based on what we’ve seen in these issues, however, and that bothers me. Where’s Elric’s sardonic wit? Where’s Hawkmoon’s dour pragmatism? What kind of guy is Eric Beck, other than a game designer? A little action is great (and much appreciated), but I think this series has been a wasted opportunity so far. Roberson has pursued an ambitious, complex arc in favor of focusing on one character, and as a result there isn’t one character who stands out — not even the title character.

Classic awkward sword placement cover

[CLASSIC AWKWARD SWORD-PLACEMENT COVER]

Now, Valen the Outcast, I know who this guy is. He’s the King of Oakhaven, and he’s dead as a door nail — but that ain’t stopping him from walking around in search of revenge on the guys who killed him. It’s a sword & sorcery book and this first issue only costs a dollar, so of course I was gonna check this out. Michael Alan Nelson and Matteo Scalera do a fine job in setting up the book’s premise — undead warrior wants to kill the guys who killed him — and show us who he used to be (honorable and chivalrous) and who he is now (kinda cold and single-minded). I liked it. I like it enough to give it a six issue tryout, in fact. I think this could be an interesting take on the whole “hard man seeks vengeance story,” and I’m grateful there’s no vampire subtext in his undeathlyness — I’m almost as weary of vampire stories as I am zombie stories.

Dr Strange and Iron Fist are shadow puppet champions

[DR. STRANGE AND IRON FIST ARE SHADOW PUPPET CHAMPIONS]

The Defenders 1: I just like writing that. Defenders 1. Matt Fraction and Terry Dodson take the 70s strangest superhero team and update it while retaining the strangeness. That’s about the best thing I could hope for from this book. Hulk (Bruce Banner) convenes the team because he’s somehow made a Black Hulk (what is he, part Green Lantern?) and he wants to stop it from destroying Europe — and THE WORLD — but can’t get close to it or it will feed on his gamma radiation. So Dr. Strange gets the gang back together on Hulk’s behalf (Namor and Silver Surfer), with Iron Fist and Red She-Hulk (Betty Ross) for extra punch. I’ve been bored by Fraction’s Thor, but I adored his Iron Fist run, and this is way more like Iron Fist. There’s a strong current of humor, each character is clearly defined (most notably, Dr. Strange is a casual Cassanova, which I didn’t expect), and each page has a footer below the art that advertises something in Stan Lee speak. These little notes disappeared in the ’70s, and I’ve missed them. Defenders is pure superhero fun, and that’s a prized commodity in these grim days. I believe this is only a limited series at this point, but (fingers crossed), if sales are strong enough it could be spun off into an ongoing title. Sure, Fraction will leave after eight issues, but David Anthony Kraft is still alive. I’d love to see him resume scripting this book.

Raphael invictus

[RAPHAEL INVICTUS]

The Raphael micro-series is a spin-off of IDW’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles revival, and it has one scheduling problem. This issue is set chronologically after issue 5 of the TMNT book, and we’ve only seen four issues of that as of this week. It’s a minor hiccup handled with minimal spoilers, as Brian L. Lynch and Franco Urru give us a tale of Raph going out to bust heads with Casey Jones and running into another mutated animal. Raph is not my favorite Turtle, but Lynch gets into his motivations deeply enough to make me re-think that ranking. Here he’s more than a punch-first hot-head, being revealed instead as someone who’s reticent and more than a little reluctant to share anything about himself with anyone. It’s an interesting interpretation and well handled. If you’ve been reading the TMNT series, this is essential. If you haven’t been reading it, this is a pretty fine starting point. Everything that’s happened so far is summarized quickly, and Raph and Casey still make a compelling, quippy team.

Sometimes the old villains are the best

[SOMETIMES THE OLD VILLAINS ARE THE BEST]

Speaking of quippy, Amazing Spider-Man 675. Spidey and ex-girlfriend Carlie team up to out-think the Vulture — and that’s pretty much it. After the high stakes of Spider Island, it’s nice to return to a simpler, quickly wrapped-up story. Dan Slott, of course, fills this issue with great moments of characterization and forward-looking plot teasing. Is Carlie completely over Pete? It doesn’t seem like it. Is Pete over her? He seems on the fence — but wouldn’t you be with Mary Jane waiting nearby? I’ve made no secret of my desire to see One More Day completely undone and forgotten, and two issues ago I thought we were moving swiftly towards that possibility. Now? I’m not so sure it’s in the cards. But the beauty of that is that I’m not too worried. Dan Slott has proven that he knows what he’s doing with these characters, and I trust him to keep me entertained and reading. Amazing Spider-Man is one of my favorite books, and I’m excited to see where it goes next.

Yes those are alligators with light up mechanical heads

[YES, THOSE ARE ALLIGATORS WITH LIGHT-UP MECHANICAL HEADS]

O.M.A.C. 4 is slightly less entertaining. Don’t get me wrong, Keith Giffen’s pencils are still worth the price of admission, but the plot seems to be in a holding pattern. Dan Didio and Giffen continue the well-established dynamic of this series, as a monster/supervillain appears and fights O.M.A.C., while O.M.A.C. fights against Brother Eye’s control of his life. The monster-of-the-month deal is getting a bit tired – we have nothing to offset it at this point, so it’s starting to feel rote rather than exciting. O.M.A.C. just struggles along with this issue’s problems (personal responsibility) and lets Brother Eye take the lead again. I think it’s time for Kevin Kho to take control of his own personhood, or at least let Kevin have some sort of argument – something more than “No, don’t, I refuse,” etc. — with Brother Eye the next time commandeers his life. Right now, he’s starting to feel like a bystander in his own life, and he’s not much of a hero. O.M.A.C. is a barely-thinking murder machine, which is awesome to watch, but that doesn’t provide much for a reader to latch on to. I still enjoy reading this – it’s the best of the New 52 by far – but how long can you read any enjoyable formula before it becomes formulaic?

[FULLY CLOTHED AND FULLY AWESOME]
Fully clothed and fully awesome

Princeless 2 brushes aside all doubts and questions, however. Jeremy Whitley and M. Goodwin’s comic deals with Princess Adrienne’s very simple plan. She intends to free every princess who’s currently imprisoned in a tower waiting for a Prince Charming to come save them, because she’s figured out that you don’t need saving if you can save yourself. First on her list of people to be rescued are her sisters, who are each in their own tower guarded by their own dragons. Mike Harvey recommended this book to me, and I have to thank him for that. Here’s a book that features a strong female character who’s nobody’s victim or sidekick, and she’s not a tormented heroine or merciless avenger. She’s a young woman kicking butt and taking names, with her goofball of a dragon helping out. Whitley’s crafted a believable teenage heroine who relies on her own confidence and chutzpah to be the change she envisions, and she’s smart, determined and funny as well. It’s a sort of fractured fairy tale, in the best possible way, and it’s easily the best thing I read this week. Imagine that – a boy liking a comic book that stars a woman who’s neither sexy nor stupid, but rather a complex human being.

-Paul


The Best Thing I Read This Week December 1

December 3rd, 2011

Not a huge amount of stuff to review this week, but that’s partially because I’m making a conscious effort to not say anything at all about a book if I don’t have anything new to say about it. For example, Game of Thrones condenses almost 100 pages of novel into 22 pages of comic book, so a lot is left wanting, and I can’t see fans of the book or the tv show being thrilled by the skimming — I’ve said that every month, there’s no point saying it again.

Herc goes out fighting

[HERC GOES OUT FIGHTING]

Herc 10, however, is a whole new can of worms. Greg Pak and Fred Van Lente continue the story of Hercules and his now-mortal dad, Zeus, attempting to bust up the Russian mob. I really enjoy the light-hearted tone of this book, and Pak/Van Lente have an entertaining take on Zeus as a mortal — he’s basically a blue-collar dad in interested in booze and loose women, and he’s somehow the king of the gods. Oh, and he expects more from his son. It’s a very human story, as tag-along dad offers all sorts of unwanted advice to his boy. The problem here is the art. David Hahn can’t string together a cohesive action scene — I kept thinking pages were stuck together as someone like Herc is being blasted stupid by a ray in one panel, and then in the next he’s punching his tormenter out. It’s a visually confusing issue, and it lessened my enjoyment. Still, Herc has become one of my secret favorites – can you see where this is going? That’s right, Herc’s canceled. Maaaarrrr-vel (shakes fist wearily in direction of NYC), why do do you do this to me?

Hal s bulked up for winter

[HAL'S BULKED UP FOR WINTER]

I’m surprised to be saying this, but I was also disappointed by Green Lantern the Animated Series 0. Art Baltazar and Franco do the script, and I love them. Dario Brizuela does the art, and I don’t know him, but I know I’m not keen on this barrel-chested Hal Jordan — Hal’s always been a slimline superhero, if you know what I mean. There’s stuff I like about this, such as the fact that Baltazar and Franco skip the idea of origin story or set-up to instead throw us right into the action; it also co-stars Kilowog, which is perfect as far as I’m concerned. The story just left me cold however. There’s some Red Lantern scheming, a high-tech piece of equipment the bad guys are misusing, and that’s about it. There’s little of the humor or high-octane action I expect from a Baltazar/Franco team-up, and Hal seems borderline stupid. I was hoping for pure superheroics from this, like what the DC Kids line has done with Batman Brave and the Bold; instead, it’s just a standard GLs in space story, with no flair or big moment. But I guess there’s nowhere to go but up with this, so I’ll give it another shot.

Raph and Casey are the center of attention

[RAPH AND CASEY ARE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4 however is right on the money, right now. The Kevin Eastman/Tom Waltz/Dan Duncan team wraps up their first major arc in style, as Casey and Raphael face off against Hob’s gang in the park, while Raph’s three brothers head out into the night in search of some action. These two plot points converge, by the way, but I don’t want to ruin anything for you. I will say that the Casey & Raph Royal Rumble is well depicted — there’s a kick to the face that’s just brutal — and the heroes behave in a suitably heroic manner. There are also more flashbacks to what was going on in Baxter Stockman’s lab, and we’re well set-up for the eventual (and impending, I hope) reunion between the turtles and April O’Neal. Oh, there’s also a catchphrase shouted by one of the turtles that made me cringe and laugh at the same time; it’s not “Cowabunga, Dudes!,” but it’s awful close (I kinda liked it). I definitely like this series. It has a lot of the energy and vibe of the original run, but it’s been updated and — dare I say — improved in several ways. Next month is a new arc, so jump on now if you haven’t already.

Now THAT S a class photo

[NOW THAT'S A CLASS PHOTO]

FF 12 is a puzzler. In the wake of Fantastic Four 600 last week, we have a lot of background (in the book’s continuity) and real-world stuff to piece together. *SPOILERS* abound from here on out, so be careful if you didn’t read 600.
Ok, we know Johnny’s alive and coming back. We know Marvel’s resuming Fantastic Four with issue 601, and that FF is continuing in some format, most likely as a book focused on the kids of the FF — that’s all fine, except that Johnny’s death meant absolutely nothing. Go figure.

This issue has very little to do with any of that, however. Instead we have the FF kids translocated to Latveria and planning a team-up with Doctor Doom and the last surviving alternate timeline Reed in order to bump off the invading bug army of Annihilus. Jonathan Hickman is working many angles and plots at the moment, and the book feels as grand and sweeping and important as it did more than a year ago. Issue 600 seems to have righted the ship, and now we’re racing to a glorious future. Except that Doom is clearly planning something terrible … and the success of Val’s plan rests on Doom, so maybe that terrible thing will be beneficial … and Val has something up her sleeve and planted deep in the lab, as well … and I’m not sure we can trust Nathaniel Richards as the happy, helpful grandpa he’s playing at (remember about 14 months ago when older Future Franklin kicked him back to the point of universal creation?). On the whole, I really like this issue. In fact, I’m prepared to name FF 12 the best thing I read this week. My problem with doing so is this: I resent the fact that the “death” of Johnny Storm derailed Hickman’s magnificent run for a full year. What’s happening right now in this book is great, don’t get me wrong; I just wish I didn’t have to wait 11 months to get to this point. Johnny’s death didn’t help Reed come to grips with his fallibility or his own mortality, it didn’t make Sue a more protective mother or a more determined superhero, it didn’t make Ben reassess his life or approach to fighting evil. It changed nothing at all in their lives or characters, it just put an 11 month hiccup in the story. Also, if this is your first issue of the book – say you picked up Fantastic Four 600 last week and it inspired you to buy this one – I’m sorry that this makes no sense. That’s the main problem with Hickman’s intricate, clockwork plots. If you come to the party late, you have a lot of required reading to plow through to get up to speed.

Ah, well. I’m a grudgeholder, but I’m also a comic lover. FF 12 is a great comic, and it is the best thing I read this week. Now let’s see how this big bad story finally shakes out.

-Paul